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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
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Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:37 pm | |
| Hi there, I'm Cole Scorpio. Back in HDW, I was kind of a big deal. While this isn't actually saying much, I was the best talker, the best wrestler, and the most intense love-maker of the entire roster. Just ask the GM's wife, you know what I mean? That's why I deserve the very first title opportunity of the promotion. And if I don't get it? Then that just means I'm going to have to start hurting people until I get that shot. I came damn close to ending several careers in HDW, do the people up top really want to risk me going overboard here? | |
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Michael Cole
Posts : 49
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Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 55
Location : Somewhere near Michael Cole
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:41 pm | |
| Michael Cole comes out.
"I'm sorry, 'the best talker and wrestler'!? I was the voice of HDW, and don't forget that I beat you in a 1-on-1 match, proving that I'm the better man. With that being said, I deserve to be the inaugural champ, not you!" | |
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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
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Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:43 pm | |
| You can barely spell let alone wrestle. Or did you forget how I nearly ended your career? | |
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Michael Cole
Posts : 49
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Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 55
Location : Somewhere near Michael Cole
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| "What do you say if we solve this like real men in a hardcore match for the WHC! It can be whenever you want so what do you say?" | |
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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
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Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:48 pm | |
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Michael Cole
Posts : 49
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Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 55
Location : Somewhere near Michael Cole
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:51 pm | |
| "I'm glad you agree."
Cole kicks Cole in the nuts.
"That, my friend, is what's going to happen!"
Michael Cole leaves the ring, smiling. | |
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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:54 pm | |
| Cole rolls out of the ring, and stumbles to the announce desk. He proceeds to vomit onto the commentators on hand. | |
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Phillip Phillips
Posts : 305
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Join date : 2011-08-17
Age : 42
Location : Montréal, Québec, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:56 pm | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ICToGeNDYPhillip ran out. "Woah, woah, woah. Slow it down there guys! First of all, you can't make a championship match at PPV-- let alone any match-- without my permission. Our first PPV isn't for a while anyways, so you guys need to slow it down and wait, okay? | |
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Michael Cole
Posts : 49
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-08-19
Age : 55
Location : Somewhere near Michael Cole
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:00 pm | |
| Cole is shown on the titantron.
"What? Are you kidding me? I worked my ass off and I say I deserve a title shot!" | |
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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
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Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:02 pm | |
| I'm a former World Heavyweight Champion anyway, and I abso-friggin-lutely deserve this title shot. Unless you want to book too close to the PPV for the match to matter to anyone, I'd suggest you make this official right now! | |
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Phillip Phillips
Posts : 305
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-08-17
Age : 42
Location : Montréal, Québec, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:08 pm | |
| Phillip huffed frustratingly, then began to speak again. "Listen, you both need to shut the fuck up and calm your asses down. I don't care how much you worked for it, you still need to fucking wait, okay? Patience is a virtue, bitch. Mark my words." He glared at Cole, then Cole as he exited the ring and went back up the ramp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ICToGeNDY | |
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Cole Scorpio
Posts : 63
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Join date : 2011-08-20
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Say hello to your future inaugural world heavyweight champion! Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:12 pm | |
| Cole grabs a microphone.
"Does anybody have any mouthwash? My mouth does NOT taste good right now." | |
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