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Phillip Phillips


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Join date : 2011-08-17
Age : 37
Location : Montréal, Québec, Canada

PostSubject: Captain Whoreica   Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:54 pm

Phillip Phillips walked out on the stage with a microphone, looking very disappointed. He shook his head in shame and pity as he walked down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. After entering the ring, he told all what was on his mind.

Hello, friends! I'm sure by now you know that... "Jim America" guy, who I recently hired as COO.

The crowd had a mixed reaction; Phillip smirked.

Well, turns out he was a Whore with a capital W. I recently fired him due to his whoreish actions... bitch calls himself a patriot? He's a disgrace to all countries, not just you poor Americans that have to put up with his lies and manwhoreish actions.

Phillip smirked; many audience members couldn't help but laugh at his comments.

Anyways, now that I've banned Captain Whoreica's ass, how 'bout we have a little celebration?

He grinned, then rolled out of the ring. He pulled out a bottle of champagne from under the apron, then re-entered the ring. He yanked off the cap, sending foam flying across the ring. Finally, the fizz died down, and he took a huge gulp straight out of the bottle, grinning as the alcohol dripped down his chin.

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