Mike Quackenbush walks out onto the stage.
"You call me a first class bum, but you havent even wrestled a talented wrestler. You think you're better than me, but let's see my accomplishments... first of all, I have fought the likes of Bryan Danielson, hypno ant people, The Legends of Wrestling, and more. You have fought like, 1 or 2 matches your entire career. I have been wrestling for years and years. Sure, I may be old, but I can still kick your ass!"